Dear Passenger Sitting Behind Me in the Window Seat,

Dear Passenger Sitting Behind me in the Window Seat,

I thought for a moment this United plane had some sort of new armrest massager built in. Of course, when I turn to look at what has been massaging my elbow and arm, it was your SHOELESS, Dirty Sock covered FOOT!

I hope my reaction of verbally expressing an, “EWWW,” in addition to sanitizing my entire seat area and wall next to my seat, sent a strong message.

Sincerely,

Keep your Damn Shoes On and Your Feet On The Ground