Dear Passenger in 3A...

Dear Passenger in 3A,

It’s been a pleasure sharing a row with you for the last 4 hours. I thoroughly enjoyed having to show you how to operate the in-flight entertainment system, where to locate your safety card, how to log into the wi-if, explain what the FA was describing for your lunch options, AS WELL AS get up every 15 minutes of this 4 hour flight so you could practice some sort of calisthenic exercise in the front galley where we are not supposed to congregate, yet alone practice your version of Tae Kwon Do.

I hope you enjoyed this 4 hour test of patience as much as I did.

Sincerely,

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