Dear Passenger in 1B...

Dear Passenger in 1B,

Welcome onboard and thank you for joining us for this 4.5 hour flight to New York.

But not just thanks for being here, thank you for SMELLING LIKE THE ENTIRE NORDSTROMS PERFUME COUNTER DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

I’m sure you love your gallon jug of Ode du Fois, but NOT ON AN AIRPLANE!

Sincerely,

The Entire Cabin Will Be High In 20 Minutes